Live from the Golden Globes
Where is Ryan Seacrest when you need him? Oh, right, he's showing solidarity with the writers. Like every other drop of union talent in The Business tonight, he's at home on his couch.
I was already saying Aye for giving the writers what they want, but it needs to happen tonight because this "Golden Globes" "coverage" is a fiasco. Finding the inspiration and imagination needed to make it into a semblance of an awards show is impossible, since watching the paint dry is more exciting than the scab hosts on Channel 7, reporting the list of winners in awards show attire.
I'd like to thank my couch for supporting me day in, day out. Without it, some of our most important projects would never have reached fruition. The walls would never have been painted without the support of the couch. I also want to thank my carpet. My carpet absorbs so much of the stress of my projects and is always there for me. The carpet was there even before I moved in, that's how dedicated it is. Finally, to the entire ensemble of living room furniture "I love you all". Now where's the remote?
I was already saying Aye for giving the writers what they want, but it needs to happen tonight because this "Golden Globes" "coverage" is a fiasco. Finding the inspiration and imagination needed to make it into a semblance of an awards show is impossible, since watching the paint dry is more exciting than the scab hosts on Channel 7, reporting the list of winners in awards show attire.
I'd like to thank my couch for supporting me day in, day out. Without it, some of our most important projects would never have reached fruition. The walls would never have been painted without the support of the couch. I also want to thank my carpet. My carpet absorbs so much of the stress of my projects and is always there for me. The carpet was there even before I moved in, that's how dedicated it is. Finally, to the entire ensemble of living room furniture "I love you all". Now where's the remote?